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Monthly Archives: December 2012

The Golden Coin (#24)

30 Sunday Dec 2012

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Delacroix [Public domain], via WikiPaintings

 

“Darius, don’t play coy. They have money, so why are they staying in a hole like this?”

Ah, the Captain of Gossip; one would never mistake him as the Captain of Flattery, though it might help his cause. “Perhaps they came to rob someone?” I mused. No—why would someone with that much gold risk so much coming to Rome. The easy pickings were on the trade routes.


This is an original story, chronicling how three of the characters of my upcoming novelette, The Vampire’s Gallery, met. And speaking of that bad boy, things are going to be a little quiet around here while I get him organized.

If you can’t wait, the modern Jafari (and the first two chapters of my upcoming novelette) are included in Short Smut, as “Internet Dating Bites.” What you missed of this story can be found here. It’s part of Six Sentence Sunday. Click the link for more awesome stories!

Please note: This is set around 1 BC, and is light when it comes to historical accuracy. I mean, no one’s going to whip out some matches or a PSP, but there are probably details I’ll get wrong.

The Golden Coin (#23)

23 Sunday Dec 2012

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Delacroix [Public domain], via WikiPaintings

 

I gave him his wine and settled into my ale.

“Tell me, who was that Nubian woman you were with?” he asked.

I let a lusty grin light up my face. “Nice looking woman, eh? Here with her husband. They have some very cosmopolitan ideas for being from the country.”


This is an original story, chronicling how three of the characters of my upcoming novelette, The Vampire’s Gallery, met. The modern Jafari (and the first two chapters of my upcoming novelette) are included in Short Smut, as “Internet Dating Bites.” What you missed of this story can be found here. It’s part of Six Sentence Sunday. Click the link for more awesome stories!
Please note: This is set around 1 BC, and is light when it comes to historical accuracy. I mean, no one’s going to whip out some matches or a PSP, but there are probably details I’ll get wrong.

The Rose, by Jennifer Potter

20 Thursday Dec 2012

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The Roses of Heliogabalus by Alma-Tadema
Public Domain from Wikimedia Commons

I was reading the other night, this big 500 glossy page hardcover. My husband says, “What are you reading?”

I close the book.

“What’s it about?”

I waggle the book at him, like this is helpful, like there aren’t books out there called The Rose that have nothing to do with roses.

I like non-fiction books, and among my favorites are those that trace the history of an object or idea. It’s amazing that in one book you can bring together prostitutes (associated with the rose through Venus) and geneticists (I explain scientists to people by saying: If it hold still long enough, they study it; and if doesn’t hold still they figure out way to make it. Genes, lazy bastards that they are, don’t deign to stir from the nucleus in a eukaryote cell). As I look at this book, I can’t help but to think of all the information that was not included, and what a monumental task Jennifer Potter undertook when she set out to sort through this history.

The only thing I can do is enjoy her labors, and I do, I really do. If your interest has been piqued, I suggest you buy the book, as a treat for yourself. I did, and it’s better than a box of fancy chocolates.

Romantic Monday: The Dog Park, Part 6

17 Monday Dec 2012

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Welcome to my Romantic Monday post! For more posts, check out Edward Hotspur’s blog.

I know we’re all probably feeling frazzled from the holidays, so enjoy John while he squirms a little on his first date with Kerry. Don’t worry, everything goes well.


“So, what do you do?” Kerry asked as the waitress set down our burgers and fries.

“Well, pretty much what you saw in the park today,” I said with a self-deprecating laugh. “I have my own dog walking business.”

“That’s really sweet,” she said with a big smile.

My heart skipped a beat. I thought being a dog walker sounded silly, and frankly, so did some of the people I talked to. But she thought it was sweet. “Why do you say that?” I asked. It did involve picking up a lot of dog shit, which was the opposite of sweet.

“You’re caring for man’s best friends. I dunno,” she said, shrugging her shoulders. “Maybe I’m just a sucker for a man who likes dogs.”

I pressed my leg into hers, and she pressed back. “Well, I do love dogs. Tell me, what do you do for a living?”

“Oh, I’m a writer.” I knew the look in her eyes when she peeked over at me, Please don’t make fun of me—I swear it’s a real job.

“Anything published?” I asked. A frown flickered over her face, and I knew the answer was, No. “Well, no one ever succeeded without failing first,” I lamely added.

“Thanks,” she said. “I freelance edit in the meantime.” Her sunny smile was back. With one hand she salted her fries, the other squeezed my leg. “Actually, I work mostly on erotica,” she added, her face coloring with a pretty blush.

“Do you write erotica?” I asked. I gave her a big cheese ball grin so she knew I was screwing with her.

“No, I write fantasy.”

Next thing she’d tell me that for her, every Friday was Steak and Blowjobs Day for her. Hell, if it was, I’d buy her flowers every Monday and take her out for a nice dinner. Though, since she was writer, she’d probably like a book more than flowers, and maybe cup of coffee, or whiskey. “So, who are your favorite authors?”

“Oh, lots, lots of people are my favorite authors. Lemme cram some food in my face, and I’ll tell you, ‘cuz I am starving.”

I tried not to stare at her as she ate, but she did so with such pleasure it turned me on. Her full lips pulled back revealing her delicate teeth. After she bit into her burger, her lips curled in pleasure while she chewed. When her pink tongue traced her lips, I had to look away. If I stared much more, I’d be stuck here for an hour calming down.

I hunted among my fries for the tiny shriveled ones. Kerry added the choice brown ones from her plate as well. “Thanks,” I said.

“Ah-huh.” Under the table, she hooked her foot around mine. She made sure to catch my eye before sticking her finger in her mouth, sucking off a bit of ketchup.


Ooh, she’s getting saucy! Even better—next week we’re back to her POV. We get to know what’s going on in that sexy brain of hers.

The Golden Coin (#22)

16 Sunday Dec 2012

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Delacroix [Public domain], via WikiPaintings

 

Just as Hewa was about to drag me back into the inn, a glint of gold caught my eye. Brutus, the Captain of Gossip, as he was known, was striding down the street and my almost-lover melted away.

“Darius, you old bastard, how are you?” he said, clapping my back.

“I am well. And my favorite captain, you sound hoarse, may I get you something?”

“Wine,” he said and sat at a table to the back to wait for me.


This is an original story, chronicling how three of the characters of my upcoming novelette, The Vampire’s Gallery, met. The modern Jafari (and the first two chapters of my upcoming novelette) are included in Short Smut, as “Internet Dating Bites.” What you missed of this story can be found here. It’s part of Six Sentence Sunday. Click the link for more awesome stories!

Please note: This is set around 1 BC, and is light when it comes to historical accuracy. I mean, no one’s going to whip out some matches or a PSP, but there are probably details I’ll get wrong.

OMFG Look Who’s on Twitter

12 Wednesday Dec 2012

Posted by antoinettemsmut in Adventures in Smut, Writing (Amateur)

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It’s me!

I know, that’s terribly unexciting. It was a big step for me. In Shanna Germain’s class, she advises us to conquer that which we fear. It doesn’t matter how much (or how little) natural talent a writer has, those who deal with their fears will succeed, and those who don’t, fail. And that’s how I ended up on Twitter. I have general social media fears AND some specific to Twitter.

My fears include tweeting about the wrong thing. Examples: My husband bought a 1 lb. bag of carrots, and it only has five carrots in it! I found a brown gelatinous substance in the backyard while picking up dog crap! Something about Bravo’s Real Housewives–f’ing love me some Housewives.

More opportunities to say something stupid/engage in drama. You know that salty bastard you turn to when you need an opinion that resembles a lead pipe? Yeah, that’s me, only I’m a woman, which makes it a little disarming for some people when I do open my mouth. They’re just not expecting it. I really need to dampen that down on the internet, because there’s no tone. (Can you tell I’m kinda sleepy right now? As long as I don’t fall asleep on the keyboard, I think we’re good.) Something that you would laugh at me saying in person, or understand was blunt but good-natured, will come off totally differently stripped of my facial expression, body language, and vocal intonation.

As far as drama, we’ve all seen internet drama. Hell, I should have been writing last Saturday, but I was on Facebook, watching drama. It’s not like it makes me happy, but I can’t look away either. It’s like watching a celebrity implode. I will admit to wanting some popcorn, with that gross fake butter that gives you cancer, but I don’t care as long as it’s hot.

I’m also to an extent, thin-skinned. I deal with that by patting my feelings on my head and sending them on their way, and generally it works. If it doesn’t, well, a better analogy would be a bezoar which I manage to hack up a few weeks later (if that doesn’t work, I could just drink a shit ton of Coke apparently). Sometimes I listen to death metal, really loud. Not Metallica, Dew Scented.

Regardless of how I deal with my feelings, they’re always there, quick to surface and stifle reason. My own nonsense I can deal with, we’re good friends. It’s other people who throw me for a loop, and because of that, I can get squicked out from everything to a phone call to an email. You would think three star interviews would make my cry, but I don’t think it’s the actual rejection/meanness that bothers me (or in the case of the three star review I’m thinking of, her honesty), but my own anticipation of it, my own awkwardness that feels thick on my limbs.

That could be the core of my fear–that I just can’t fake social grace. Cringe-worthy moments are awful enough when they happen in real time, but social media is a record, preserving those moments for posterity.

Romantic Monday: The Dog Park, Part 5

10 Monday Dec 2012

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Thanks for joining me for Romantic Monday! Check out Edward Hotspur’s blog for the full roster.


Kerry waited for me outside. I approached her from behind, and my eyes were glued on that glorious ass until she felt the heat of my gaze and turned. She had on a plain green t-shirt and a black mini-skirt, the kind that make it hard to think. Her face was shiny and clean, no makeup. Her skin had a dewy freshness, like she had come straight out of the shower, or the bedroom.

“Hey, John,” she said.

“Hey, Kerry,” I replied, loving the feel of her name in my mouth.

We got a booth and I sat beside her.

“I hope you don’t mind, I’m a little hard of hearing,” I said. And it was true. Too many concerts as a kid without ear plugs, and I had a hard time holding conversations in places with a lot of background noise. I could either ask Kerry to shout, smile and nod at her, or use my deafness as an excuse to cozy up.

Her hand was beside her on the worn leatherette, and I “accidentally” but my hand on hers. She blushed and pulled away, before a smile broke on her face. She laid her hand over mine, twining our fingers together.

The image flashed in my mind of those same fingers, caressing her breast, trailing down her waist, and I snapped my eyes to the table.

“So, anything else interesting happen today?” I asked, mainly to distract myself.

“I can honestly say, being asked out by a guy after my dog nailed him in the testicles is the most interesting thing that’s happened this week,” she said with a crooked smile.

God, I wanted to eat that smile. “Technically, I told you that you could buy me a beer, so, it’s not really a date.”

She looked up from the menu to roll her eyes at me. Leaning over, she whispered in my ear, “You’re way too excited for this not to be a date.”

I looked at my cock, afraid I was pitching a wicked tent, but I was rocking a respectable excited-about-a-girl half-chub. Kerry covered her mouth, she was laughing so hard.

My face turned red and I grabbed a menu.

“Can I get you two something to drink?” the waitress asked.

“Yuengling,” I mumbled.

“Two Yuenglings,” Kerry said.

“Do you need another minute with the food?” the waitress asked.

“Yes please,” Kerry replied. She squeezed my hand, then put it on her knee. Her sunny smile banished my doubt and embarrassment. This was going to be a good date.


I ended up writing a short story for my erotica class, and I was super very tempted to post that here instead, ‘cuz my writing muscles are tired. It’s about a slutty duke trying to get into our heroine, Violetta’s, skirts. Our teacher gave us a plotting exercise, and I thought of the cheesiest thing I could (because I’m not one much for plot) which happened to be the opera, and I channel Mozart. It’s goofy and fun, and according to Pro Writing Aid, it needs a lot of “was” and “were” cut out of it. It probably needs some actual sex too. The big moment in the piece right now is Violetta’s kiss.

The Golden Coin (#21)

09 Sunday Dec 2012

Posted by antoinettemsmut in Six Sentence Sunday

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Delacroix [Public domain], via WikiPaintings

 

I had just followed Jafari out the door when a hand fell on my shoulder. I twisted around and my blood froze to see Hewa standing there, a smile on her face.

“We have been neglecting you,” she said.

“N… no…” I stammered.

She took my hand and said, “Yes, we have. Come with me, no arguing.”


This is an original story, chronicling how three of the characters of my upcoming novelette, The Vampire’s Gallery, met. The modern Jafari (and the first two chapters of my upcoming novelette) are included in Short Smut, as “Internet Dating Bites.” What you missed of this story can be found here. It’s part of Six Sentence Sunday. Click the link for more awesome stories!

Please note: This is set around 1 BC, and is light when it comes to historical accuracy. I mean, no one’s going to whip out some matches or a PSP, but there are probably details I’ll get wrong.

Wedding Photos and News

05 Wednesday Dec 2012

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I made you a wedding present. It's a fart.

I made you a wedding present. It’s a fart.

I know, it’s been dead around here. I don’t know what to say, other than I crawled into a hole for a bit. Basically, something happened that upset me, and I ignored that it upset me, and I plodded along for three weeks feeling listless.

The reality is, as much as I love canoodling with y’all, my focus needs to be on writing. Seriously, let’s see what I have in the pre-production phase:

One Fantasy Novel (set in Louis XIV’s France)

One Erotica Novella (Based on Beauty and the Beast)

One Erotica Novelette (The Vampire’s Gallery, slated to be edited and released in February)

Three erotica stories of various lengths, in various stages (one might want to be a novella, the other just needs some rewriting, the last is also scheduled to be edited).

I’m working on the third story of the Ass Grabber series, and after that, I need to work on writing a sequel to The Vampire’s Gallery. I’d like to pick my Literotica series back up too. Maybe as a treat after I finish the third Ass Grabber story.

I’m also just about done with the monumental task of sorting through wedding photos. There are about 450 photos, and various people who want them scattered about the country. My husband kept referring me to his mother’s list until it came time to order, and then he asked her exactly what she wanted. I’m going to finalize my sister’s order next week, and after that, the only person to tackle is my sister-in-law. Thankfully, as the de facto editor for Smutwriters, I’ve gotten good at tackling people.

And finally, here’s a picture of the bride! I feel like I’m stealing photos of my own wedding, but these are proofs. I’ll put together an album at some point for everyone, with my husband awkwardly cropped out.

I suspect I’m reaching for my beer. I was drinking Victory Summer Love, aw…

Romantic Monday: The Dog Park, Part 4

03 Monday Dec 2012

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For this week, I wanted to skip over into (I almost wrote Tod because that’s the name of the main male character of the story I’m working on) John’s perspective. And why not some more masturbation?

This post is part of Romantic Monday. For the full roster, visit Edward Hotspur’s blog.

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What had inspired me to ask her out, I’ll never know. While I was doubled over in pain, thinking things couldn’t go any worse, I resolved to make the best of it. After all, she wasn’t heartless, she had to feel bad about that nut shot her dog managed to pull of. I figured I’d play on her sympathies for a date. To my surprise, it worked.

Closing my eyes, I could see Kerry’s pretty blond hair, her vivid green eyes, and bright smile. Her dog was a beast. To be honest, seeing a petite girl like her with a massive dog was a turn-on. Not that Shoe wasn’t a fine specimen of a hound. She was the perfect wing women, and today she’d done a superb job.

“Want a treat, girl?” I asked her once we got back home.

She skittered a quick circle, an enthusiastic yes. I grabbed a Milkbone.

“Sit,” I said, holding the back of my hand up to her. “Paw up,” I told her, holding my forearm close to her.

She put her two little paws on my arm and delicately took the biscuit from my hand. Shoe was a pretty French bulldog, a reverse brindle. When she was born, one toe had been cut off during the Cesarean, and as a pup she’d worn a shoe, earning her name.

“Good girl.” I patted her head then wiped the drool off her face. One nice thing about dating a girl with a bulldog, I wouldn’t have to explain the towels all over the floor.

Okay, there would be a lot of nice things about dating her. I hopped in the shower and washed my hair. I took my time shaving, careful not to cut myself. I styled my hair with some fancy hair gunk.

Shoe could sense my excitement. She dashed around my feet as I paced from my closet to my bureau. I finally opted for the the t-shirt of a robot my sister got me and some cargo pants with my green sneakers. It was as close to cute as I got.

I still had about an hour to kill. With nothing better to do I stripped off my clothes and let my imagination run wild. I conjured Kerry to lay by my side, to breathe in my ear and trail her fingers up my chest as I worked my hand over my mushroom head.

I moaned and it was her fingers that closed over balls. “That feels good,” I told her. She would smile at me and press her tits against my arm.

Precum dribbled out of my head and I worked over my cock. “Oh Kerry,” I said. A second later, my nuts tightened and I surged in my hand. I mopped up the mess with a tissue.

“Never go out with a loaded gun,” I told Shoe when I let her back in the room. Before I left I made sure to settle Shoe into her little bed. “Lazy dog, you’re just going to sleep the whole time I’m gone, aren’t you?”

She gave a contented sigh and closed her eyes.

When I started down the street for my date, I was almost skipping.


Next week, the date! I think I’m going to stick with John for another three turns and develop him a bit more.

I hope you like the dogs. They’re based on real dogs. Despite their difference in size, (30 lbs. vs. 95 lbs.) they were/are adept at stealing beds. Don’t worry, they’ll have their own love affair too. The real Sasha wrestles with an adorable English bulldog (she launches herself off of things onto him), so I’ve got a good idea about the mechanics.

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