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Monthly Archives: November 2012

My husband and I are sharing Christmas…

29 Thursday Nov 2012

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By which I mean we’re splitting a glass of Great Lakes Christmas Ale. We already had one, and are half shitfaced (okay, I had a Yuengling too).

OMG, it’s like Santa vommed holiday magic into my mouth. Never heard of it? It’s entirely possible it never makes it to where you are, because the people in the immediate region drink it all (I’ve been known to buy three cases, one for my sister, two for me). I’ve heard it said the entire city of Cleveland is drunk upon it’s yearly release (sorry, I’ve been reading Dickens again). The only wretched thing about this beer is it’s limited availability. Everything else is pure cinnamon bliss.

Sexy Homework

28 Wednesday Nov 2012

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I know, I’ve been remiss in doing anything with this blog. I don’t know if sharing my sexy homework makes up for that, but I hope it does. There’s no actual sex in this story, just fantasies, discussions, and remembrances of sex. The scene is told first from the woman, Jessica’s perspective, and then we see it from her boyfriend Paul’s perspective.

Jessica

A smile still teased my lips. Paul, my boyfriend, looked hot in his frilly shirt, tight vest and breeches, silk stockings with silk ribbon garters, and court shoes, all cream and baby blue. I loved when he let me dress him.

The car breaking down sucked. Paul had called for a tow truck, and now he was calling someone from the party for a ride. It would be a travesty to spend an hour dressing up for a masque and miss it.

I fumbled beside me for the lever and lowered my seat. I put my exotic new boots up on the dash.

“Minx,” he said, slipping back into his seat.

“So, how long?” I asked.

“Indeterminate. They need to either find someone sober enough to drive, or wait for someone to show up.”

“I guess we’ll have to keep ourselves amused.” I didn’t push my tits at him, although they looked luscious in the black leather corset. I didn’t try some exotic contortion to show my ass. I wiggled my feet at him, and his eyes popped out of his head.

My expensive new boots had been shipped from England, and upon their arrival in the states, they were torn from their tissue paper and fornicated with, or upon, I’m not sure which was more accurate. My boyfriend had a thing for leather boots. When I came how, he’d proudly asked me to see if I could tell where he had cleaned his spunk from my boots. I could, but he was so excited I’d lied.

Paul made me strip down and trot around in the boots for a few minutes, then it was time to get ready. We had a reputation to uphold. Paul’s dick was so hard he could barely get his breeches on. Our theme was rococo-punk, or something. We looked good, that was the main thing. Before we left, Paul had rubbed his crotch against the sole of my boot, stroking the red seam of my Cuban-heel stocking. He had to walk hunched over like an awkward teenager.

“It’s too bad we don’t know when people are coming. I could finger myself and you could play with these.” Wiggle.

Paul’s hand was on his crotch, and he rubbed himself against it. “And?”

“This time you can come in me and lick my boots.”

“I thought about that,” he said. “I thought about you legs in your stocking, the taste of leather on my tongue, and your hot pussy.” At the last word his hips thrust up.

“It’s too bad I’m not wearing those old-timey crotchless bloomers. You could just bend me over the hood of the car and have your way with me.”

Paul’s face wrinkled, like all the blood rushing to his dick left his head dehydrated. He fiddled with the fastenings of his breeches.

“Hey mister, none of that,” I said and slapped his hand away.

He lunged over the consol. He knew better than to kiss me when I was wearing this much makeup, so he buried his face in my breasts instead. He cupped my mound over my satin bloomers.

“Baby, you’ll get my costume all wet,” I said. And he would. At the hot press of his fingers the moisture was seeping out of me.

He had a wicked grin as he looked up. He licked my teeth, careful of my lipstick, and went back to smashing his face in my tits. His hand slipped into my bloomers and he stroked the soft cotton of my underwear. “Fuck, you are wet.”

I pushed him back into his seat. He stared at me and licked his fingers.

This is what we were going to do until someone came to get us, play, How hot can you make me?

It was Paul’s turn, and I yanked my foot up to my mouth. With my tongue I traced the patterns on the leather. Wedging myself against the door, I got my other foot into Paul’s lap. He cradled the heel against his hard-on.

“You’re going to make me come,” he said as I laved the leather of my boot like it was a sentient creature to be pleasured by my tongue. “I’m going to have a huge stain on my crotch, because you’re so hot making out with that boot.”

Headlights flashed and slowed. Either our ride was here or the tow truck had arrived. I jerked upright and tried to compose myself. Paul just laughed.

Paul

These pants were strangling my boner. I could hear Jessica in my head, telling me, They’re breeches Paul. As she dressed me, she explained the garments. The words went in one ear and out the other. I watched her hands linger on the fastenings, her parted lips, her eyes darkening with lust.

When the car broke down, I called a tow truck and got in touch with someone at the party. I neither knew nor cared why Jessica got so wet at costume parties, my focus was on making it happen, and that sweet drunken sex at the end of the night, drooping feathers smashed on the pillow, a mouth full of makeup.

When I got back in the car, she had her boots up for me to see. “Minx.” The afterimage of my cock against the heel burned in the dark.

“So, how long?” she asked.

“Indeterminate. They need to either find someone sober enough to drive, or wait for someone to show up.” A mischievous smile curled her lips. I don’t think she knew how indulgent she was. Most women would—and reasonably may I add—object to having their brand new boots ejaculated on. My girlfriend was too wound up about the party to let anything deter her happiness. A pair of backup boots waited for us if the new ones hadn’t arrived. She was going to get hot and bothered showing off all night and vent her lust on me.

“I guess we’ll have to keep ourselves amused,” she said in a low thick tone. She moved her toe in a seductive circle. “It’s too bad we don’t know when people are coming. I could finger myself and you could play with these.”

Her toe moved in another circle, and I pictured the tip resting at the base of my cock, rubbing small pulsing spirals. My cock strained my pants and I had to press my hand against it. “And?”

“This time you can come in me and lick my boots.”

Her words enveloped me, a warm wet sheath around my imagination. The chemical sting of her new leather boots had brought tears to my eyes as I nuzzled them, fresh from their wrapping. Now they were filled with her petite feet in their silky stockings. “I thought about that,” I said. “I thought about you legs in your stocking, the taste of leather on my tongue, and your hot pussy.” My body arched off the seat.

“It’s too bad I’m not wearing those old-timey crotchless bloomers. You could just bend me over the hood of the car and have your way with me,” she said.

Her apple round ass appeared in front of me, her creamy thighs with the red stripe of her seamed stocking, the lips of her pussy peeking out from between them.

“Hey mister, none of that,” she said and slapped the back of my hand.

I hadn’t been aware of my fingers, busying themselves at my laces in an attempt to relieve my excruciating boner. It just needed a minute to stretch its legs.

Overcome with lust, I went for her tits, pressing my lips to her velvet skin. I slipped my hand between her legs.

“Baby, you’ll get my costume all wet,” she pleaded.

I had to taste her. How could I listen to her say that and not have her salt on my lips? I stuck my tongue in her mouth, something too barbaric to be called a kiss. Like a drunken noble in a brothel, I dove into her tits while my other hand sought her moisture. “Fuck, you are wet.”

She pushed me back into my seat. God it got me so hot when she manhandled me. I stuck my fingers in my mouth.

Not to be outdone, Jessica traced her new leather boots with the tip of her pink tongue. I pressed the heel of her other boot against my cock. “You’re going to make me come,” I said.

Jessica continued to put on a show for me. I should tell her she’s messing up her lipstick, but she was so hot. She wiggled in her seat, her hips rocking back and forth. “I’m going to have a huge stain on my crotch, because you’re so hot making out with that boot,” I said.

My balls got that tight feeling, my dick twitched, and the crunch of gravel announced we had company. I laughed—saved by the fucking bell, or tow truck

 

 

Romantic Monday: The Dog Park, Part 3

26 Monday Nov 2012

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dog park, magic wand, masturbation, romantic monday, short story, vibrator

Please note: 18 + This scene contain adult content, and an old fashioned Hitachi Magic Wand. Sorry for the delay. I hope you all enjoy Kerry getting ready for her date. Find more Romantic Monday Posts here!


My decision was made by the fact that the Squirrel Cage had food. I would forgo food for masturbation. I exchanged an awkward glance with Sasha before I closed the door.

I sat down on the bed and remembered I’d left my vibrator in the bathroom, drying on the edge of the sink, for like a week. You’d think always having to scramble to put my toys away when company unexpectedly showed up would have taught me better habits, but nope.

Sasha was right out my door.

“You gotta make this weird huh?” I asked and he thumped his tail.

John’s mouth, his smiling blue eyes, put any thought of the dog out of my head. I plugged my vibrator into the wall then stuck it on my belly to warm up. In the meantime I grabbed my breasts, loving the feel of my nipples puckering under the padding of my bra. I unhooked it and pushed everything up, exposing myself with my clothes still on, like John and I were furtively groping each other in the park. Each twist of my nipple sent a trickle of pleasure between my legs.

“Oh John, suck on them John.” I said his name as if the word could conjure him—eager and stripping off his clothes—to my room. I licked my nipple with my own tongue, imagining John’s head bent over me.
My hand crept between my legs, and I rubbed my sex through my thick jeans.

I couldn’t stand teasing myself anymore. I shucked off my pants and underwear, and turned on my vibrator. It filled the room with a dull throbbing buzz.

Parting my lips, I nestled the pulsing head in my pink folds. My whole body lit up with sparks of pleasure. My muscles snapped tight, and one leg twitched in a rapid rhythm.

Strange noises came from my mouth as I worked the vibrator in slow circles. Down and I felt it hum inside my pussy. Up and all the nerves in my clit jangled. Back and forth, I was so juicy I didn’t even need lube.

“John… Kiss my pussy.”

In my mind his blue eyes lit up, his hands pressed my knees apart, his pink tongue stretched out of his mouth.

“Ungh…” I came. My legs kicked, my sex clenched with pleasure, and tingles pitter pattered out from my spine all the way to the back of my head.

The silence in the room was palpable after I turned off my toy. The next thing I heard was the clicking of the dog’s nails as he paced in the hall.

I ran to the bathroom. I wanted to see what time it was, but if I looked and saw I had an hour left, I’d dawdle in the shower. If I thought I only had twenty minutes, I’d rush.

I washed lickety-split. If I was lucky, I’d have time to blow dry my hair. My fingers lingered over my sex, and I had to force myself to keep moving. Play this date right, and it would be someone else’s fingers touching me.

For once in my life, I was on time and put together. Sasha was in his steel welded cage with a bone and NPR to keep him company. My cute purse was ready to rock and roll. With a big grin, I headed off for my date.


I’m thinking for next week, it might be fun to switch over to John’s POV. Let me know what you think.

Romantic Monday–The dog ate my…

19 Monday Nov 2012

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flash fiction, romantic monday

Okay, the dog’s not to blame. I am. I forgot to write a post for this (I missed Six Sentence Sunday as well, I’m on a roll here). I’m offering you instead my homework. Don’t worry, it’s sexy homework. I present to you my flash fiction! Let’s call her Layla.

Layla

My parents weren’t charging the male race to flirt with me when they named me Layla, but that was how guys felt, even the nerds at the lab.

“Hey Layla, need help sexing the mice?”

“Can I watch you set up breedings, Layla?”

They rolled my name over their tongues, a piece of me they could taste. Their duty done, they went back to their Western blots and dissections.

I got used to it.

Henry didn’t flirt. Tall and lanky, with melting brown eyes, he shied away from the crowd like a nervous colt. My girl brain lusted after him on some primal level. His intense gaze felt like a finger in my pussy. He was smart and funny when people were quiet enough for him to speak. With loudmouths like Farsad around, bragging about how he barely passed his sexual harassment training, those times were rare.

One day, I was getting suited up to go in the mouse room when Henry was coming out.

We smiled and nodded. I was about to turn away, but Henry was staring at me.

He pointed his body at me and gave me a sexy little grin. He unzipped his bunny suit with such sensual slowness I expected to see him naked underneath. At the first glimpse of pale skin, I pressed my thighs together.

Henry wore a button-down. He flipped open those little holes, baring his chest to me. I eyed him like a mare in heat as his shirt parted to reveal his waist.

God, if he takes his pants off, I’m going to jump him.

He slipped the coverall down his hips. When he bent over, he made sure to give me an eyeful of his ass.

I wanted to bite it.

“Want get a drink tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah.”

So, I’m sorry, that’s all of that saucy pair you get. There are more Romantic Monday entries to be found. I know, you want more Layla. She was inspired by Lorelei from Lindsey Flinch Bedder’s story, The Full Girlfriend Experience. That is available, for free, from Smashwords, along with a story by me and a few other familiar names, in the book Short Smut, Vol. 1.

 

Romantic Monday–The Dog Park, Part 2

12 Monday Nov 2012

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The second installment of my Romantic Monday story. See here for last week’s installment.

“Hey, sorry about that,” he said.

“It’s okay.” Breathe Kerry. And goddammit! close your mouth. My lips pulled up in a wobbly grin.

“It looks like Shoe and your dog like each other. What’s his name? It is a he, right?”

“Sasha.”

My dog sniffed the little dog, beating my legs with his beefy tail. He turned, and before I could warn the handsome stranger, Sasha whapped him, right in the balls.

He doubled over cursing.

“Sit, Sasha,” I said.

My dog obeyed, planting his wiggly butt on my feet. His body formed a right angle when he sat, and so he rested in this stately pose, observing the damage he had done. A steady glorp glorp came from his tongue licking over his chops.

“I’m really sorry,” I told the man. As the silence stretched, my face got hotter and hotter.

Shoe nuzzled the man’s hand until he patted her. When he finally looked up, there were tears in his eyes, but he was smiling. “That’s quite a tail.”

“Yeah. I’ve ended up with bruises. Again, sorry.”

“I’ll forgive you, as long as you buy me a beer. After a nut shot like that, I think you owe me a drink. My name’s John, by the way.”

He stuck out his hand. His fingers were warm and firm around mine.

“Kerry.”

“So, where are you taking me Kerry?”

Back to my place. “Ah… Squirrel Cage?”

“Excellent choice. What time?”

“Seven?” Was he asking me out on a date, or was I asking him?

“Make is seven thirty.” He winked, and then he was gone with his dog.

“Tonight?”

He turned around. His smile drew me a step nearer. “Tonight, at the Squirrel Cage, at seven thirty, you’re buying me a drink because your dog punched me in the nuts with his meaty ass tail. I’ll see you then.”

“Okay.”

My dog got me a date by hitting a cute guy in the balls. I stood, dumbfounded, watching John’s tight ass. Now that he wasn’t in front of me, I could shut my gaping mouth and process what happened.
He was really cute, tall and lanky, just how I liked my men. His nose was a little crooked, and you knew he had a good story about that. He had full sensual lips, and when he smiled, it went all the way up to his pretty blue eyes. I closed mine, fantasizing about that mouth until Sasha nudged me.

I’m having dirty day dreams in a flipping dog park. If I don’t go home and take care of myself, this date is going to be a disaster. He’ll ask me a question, and I’ll just foam a little on the table in reply.

I took Sasha for a few quick loops and hurried home. Looking at the clock, I had an hour and half before my date. I had time to either masturbate  or eat. I nibbled on my lip. Horniness or hunger was a tough choice—they both made me irrational. Then again, does it really take that long to make a sandwich? But if I jill off, I’ll need a shower, or he’ll know I was… well, up to something before our date. Jilling off would be in the list of possibilities, I’m sure.


Thanks so much for reading my little story! Visit here for more romance.

Also, yesterday I went to see Don Giovanni. You think this blog is steamy? Go watch some hot opera singers grope each other. I swear, there’s way more dry humping in operas than I remember there being. It’s been three out of the past four.

The Golden Coin (#19)

11 Sunday Nov 2012

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18+

Gerome [Public domain], via WikiPaintings

 

Jafari and Hewa courted me like a hetaera. It was a strange thing to me. My awkwardness provided my patrons with endless amusements. The quality of my clothing improved, and the soldiers teased. The shopkeepers swooned in the presence of my perfumes. By their gifts, you would think they both rode me to the ground each night.


This is an original story, chronicling how three of the characters of my upcoming novelette, The Vampire’s Gallery, met. What you missed can be found here. It’s part of Six Sentence Sunday. Click the link for more awesome stories!

Please note: This is set around 1 BC, and is light when it comes to historical accuracy. I mean, no one’s going to whip out some matches or a PSP, but there are probably details I’ll get wrong.

On Sale Now, an Enchanting Spring

06 Tuesday Nov 2012

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I love Old House Gardens.

They send you beautiful fat bulbs. I asked them to select me a sampler by fragrance, and my daffodils perfumed the street.

A great gift, and right now, a great deal. Plant yourself some happiness. After a drear winter, we all need a little sunshine.

Also, Love on the 500 is free.

Romantic Monday– The Dog Park, Part 1

05 Monday Nov 2012

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This is my first week doing romantic Mondays. I was invited to add a little spice to the line-up! You can find the full list here.

I wanted to do something sweet and sultry, instead of just red hot. I’m afraid you’ll have to stick with it to get to the juicy bits.

I have to be honest, there were times I wanted to take him back. He was 85 lbs. of dog muscle with a bit more to grow. While he was well mannered, he had serious separation anxiety issues. I can’t imagine having him and not working from home. As is, when I left for the store I came back to a foamy mess. He slavered all over his paws and chest. Released from the welded steel kennel, he dashed from room to room, his entire ass wagging.

“Sasha, come, sit.” An American bulldog named Sasha. I shook my head and wiped him down.

My friends and family harassed me when I adopted such a huge dog. Nate took one look at him and said, “So Kerry, you’ve got the vibrator, you’ve got the warm mass to snuggle with. Should you register somewhere, since this is as married as you’re getting?”

Sasha, sensing my irritation, gave him the stink eye.

Nate and I had dated, a long long long time ago. He’d been with his current girlfriend for three years and was planning to propose on Valentine’s day at some fancy restaurant, “‘Cuz she gets all squishy for crap like that.” We went ring shopping, as he felt it was important to get the feminine perspective. I talked him out of a tiny diamond and into a big honking citrine. From what I knew about Veronica, she’d want something a little different that had some oomph. She’d squeal, say yes, then ask Nate if he took Kerry shopping with him.

I liked her, so it felt weird that I was jealous. I didn’t want Nate back, but I wanted something. Everyone thought it was funny, the erotica writer with no love life.

My eyes flicked over to the clock and I realized I’d been staring at my wall for ten minutes, thinking. Sasha nudged my knees and gave me some puppy dog eyes set to: melt mortal soul with warm gooey caramel.

“Wanna go for walk boy?”

He stamped and wagged his tail. Sometimes he reminded me more of a horse than a dog. He whimpered and gamboled as I stuffed a few plastic grocery bags in my pocket and got his collar. I had one of those spiky mean looking ones. People thought it was cruel, but I thought it was in Sasha’s best interest that he be under my control at all times.

We started toward the dog park. Some people gave Sasha a wide berth, others patted him while he politely sat, his tail thumping on the ground.

The main lawn of the dog park was a mass of energetic mutts in flagrant violation of the leash laws. It was one of those things where everybody looked the other way. Sasha and I skirted the edge and said “hello” to the friendly dogs and owners.

A French bulldog trotted up to us, and pretty reverse brindle. Her owner was two steps behind the little dog, yelling, “Shoe!”

Sasha wagged his tail like mad as he sniffed the new dog. It must be a girl.

“Hey, sorry about that,” he said. His voice was warm and masculine, and he had a crinkled Cheshire cat grin. My heart stopped at his beautiful blue eyes.


You’ll have to wait until next week for more!

 

The Golden Coin (#18)

04 Sunday Nov 2012

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18+

Gerome [Public domain], via WikiPaintings

 

When I woke, they were gone. I crept back to my room, blushing like a boy.

I tripped in the doorway. Fine furnishings had replaced my humble goods and I was caught between delight and anger. As they certainly meant well, I opted for joy. I didn’t like to think of the spectacle of people marching in and out of my room.


This is an original story, chronicling how three of the characters of my upcoming novelette, The Vampire’s Gallery, met. What you missed can be found here. It’s part of Six Sentence Sunday. Click the link for more awesome stories!

Please note: This is set around 1 BC, and is light when it comes to historical accuracy. I mean, no one’s going to whip out some matches or a PSP, but there are probably details I’ll get wrong.

Whoop

02 Friday Nov 2012

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bullhound, dog, dog story, how not to discipline your dog

My dog sleeps in the closet. It was his idea. He started sleeping on a pile of blankets and pillows, then we moved his bed in there.

Last night, he wuss barks in the closet a couple of time, “Whoop.” He’s a big dog, but he sounds like a chihuahua when his does this. “Whoop.” Scottie’s are tiny dogs that sound like they should be huge. “Whoop.” A Scottie barked at our house and I expected and Irish wolfhound.

Meanwhile, my husband and I are in bed, laughing at our dog.

Encouraged, Popeye gets up and wuss barks.

We laugh more. My husband whoops back at him.

Now he’s barking, sniffing around the door. He’s prancing and charging and making the type of noise you’d expect given his size.

I give him a giggly, “Nyeht.” That’s “no” in Russian.

Popeye ignores me. Shocking, I know.

We’re both telling him no, go lie down, but still laughing.

Popeye’s getting more wound up.

Finally I sit up and manage to be serious. “Go lie down.”

He paces.

“Popeye, go lie down.”

He puts his face on the bed and gives me puppy dog eyes.

“Go lie down,” I say, and point at the closet. He’s smart, and he gets pointing (unless he’s really excited about food). “Go on.”

He walks toward the closet and whoops.

“Nyeht. Go lie down.”

After a couple of turns around his bed, he settles down. We try not to giggle at his last few half-hearted whoops. We’re mostly successful, and Popeye is quiet.

Antoinette M–

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