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The Secret to a Beautiful Garden

18 Sunday May 2014

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gardening, heirloom bulbs, old house gardens

I’m fairly certain step one is getting things to grow in the dirt. As we all know, this is not as simple as it seems. My endeavors to plant a shady bed just in front of our porch was thwarted by the fact that the ground was 50% dirt, and 50% rock. Or maybe just a bed of rocks filled in with some dirt. Either way, wholly unconducive to planting. The bed the bulbs went into looks much nicer. Looks can be deceiving. Had I realized how difficult it was to get things to grow there, I would have left the scraggly ferns and hostas that were there alone. Instead, I’m left asking myself, do mole tunnels count as landscaping? They do add some interesting textural details. Thus far, my daffodils have failed me, I suspect most of my crocuses have been eaten, and any other miscellaneous bulb I’ve planted there has done poorly, with the exception of the grape hyacinths. Those guys are running amok.

So what next? Well, the two hostas I planted last year are coming back. I might try some or those, and some ferns. This fall, I’m going plant some winter aconite, silver bells, Turkish glory-of-the-snow, and maybe some bluebells or snowdrops. Given that the bed is right under a pine tree, I’d like to try some gold band lilies too.

Why lilies? I’ve had good luck with them. The ones I planted a few years ago are making babies. They seem to be something that will grow in our beds, as opposed to Coral Bells. I love the foliage of those plants, but it was almost like they refused to root in the bed where they were planted. I’d rake them out with the old mulch and leaves. I don’t think my rosemary plant made it over the winter either.

My one peony, the one I’ve had for three years, is going gang busters. I will definitely plant more to fill in spaces as needed.

So far, this spring, I’ve already added five daylilies (which I don’t kill) and an iris (which I may kill) to the garden. To me though, that’s what a garden is. A place where I put things in the dirt to figure out what I can and cannot grow. Some of it’s the climate. My avalanche daffodils only bloomed the first year they were planted, as it’s just a bit too cold here for them. Some of it’s me. I had no idea roses were so high maintenance. I probably won’t be buying any more, as the two that our house came with are fine with neglect and have grossly misled me about the cultivation of roses.

But I remember reading somewhere, I think in a Martha Stewart I picked up at my sister’s house, a woman’s reply to the question: How did you get such a beautiful garden? She said something along the lines of, “I plant something, and if it doesn’t grow, I plant something else.”

When you think about it, it’s really the universal secret for success in just about any endeavor. First, fail. Second, try something new. I mean, it’s how I got good at cooking. Goodness knows, I got a lot wrong with writing before I started getting it right.

I suspect in the end my garden will be a haphazard collection of colors and scents, as I favor fragrant plants, and have a soft spot for heirlooms. My hope is that it’s lush though. And also, that I win my battle with black spot. (Although it should be noted, my green rose has a bud on it. If I kill that rose, I’ll probably get another. It’s really cute, and odd.)

Fuller Gardens: Into the greenhouse

29 Wednesday Jan 2014

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English ivy, Fuller Gardens, greenhouse, I hate snow, New Hampshire sightseeing, passion flower, roses, sick of winter, tropical flowers, Victorian garden

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Fuller Gardens: Part One

22 Wednesday Jan 2014

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Fuller Gardens, new hampshire, rose garden, roses, sick of winter, Victorian garden

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Crocus Extravaganza!

05 Friday Apr 2013

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crocus, flowers, heirloom, heirloom bulbs, old house gardens, spring, spring flowers, yes I know it's an iris

From Old House Gardens, a chipmunk proof species of crocus (Tommies).

From Old House Gardens, a chipmunk proof species of crocus (Tommies).

The Tommies, hiding from the cold.

The Tommies, hiding from the cold.

Tommies again, sprawled open in the sun.

Tommies again, sprawled open in the sun.

Tommies again. How pretty they are.

Tommies, so lovely when they’re open.

Nothing fancy--picked these up at the hardware store.
Nothing fancy. Picked these up at the hardware store.

The veining is so pretty on these.
I love the veining on these.

Here they are, opening up in the warmth.

Here they are, opening up in the warmth.

Another crocus from the hardware store.

Another crocus from the hardware store.

 

Here they are, showing off all that sexy pollen.

Here they are, showing off all that sexy pollen.

Closed in the early morning, dark purple, and limned in silver, we have the very un-PC heirloom species, Negro Boy.

Closed in the early morning, deep purple and limned in silver, we have the very un-PC heirloom species, Negro Boy.

 

Negro Boy again. I'm actually glad Old House Gardens choose not to white-wash the past, and stuck with the original name.

Negro Boy again. I’m actually glad Old House Gardens choose not to white-wash the past, and stuck with the original name.

From another angle, and still just as lovely, I give you more Negro Boy.
From another angle, and still just as lovely, I give you more Negro Boy.

I think this is a Negro boy, sitting right next to a fat white crocus from the hardware store. They make a pretty couple.

I think this is a Negro boy, sitting right next to a fat white crocus from the hardware store. They make a pretty couple.

 

No idea what kind of mutant crocus this is.

No idea what kind of mutant crocus this is.

 

Those Poor, Dumb Bastards

20 Wednesday Mar 2013

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bulbs, crocus, flowers, hyacinth, old house gardens, spring, tulips

Stupid Tulips Square

January is spring, right?

These tulips have been up since February. Do you think the other bulbs make fun of them? Like, “Hey, look at those assholes. Yeah, it’s called winter for reason!” These Florentine tulips were up early last year too. I thought I would commemorate their journey in the sleet with a few photos. I found some crocuses and hyacinths too, though they weren’t the eager beavers like the tulips.

To the right I think I see another wild tulip species that's jumped the gun--Clusiana.

These striped scuppers are some crocuses. To the right I think I see another wild tulip species that’s jumped the gun–Clusiana.

I’m hoping again this spring to be inundated by the scent of fragrant daffodils wafting from this bed, but given the tunnels in the mulch, I’m a little worried. I’d be more worried, but I don’t think either hyacinths or daffodils are appetizing to pests.

I think this is the snowy L'Innocence.

I think this is the snowy L’Innocence.

Peering deep into the bloom, I’m able to catch a glimpse of the artichoke-shaped head of blooms. These heirloom varieties are the biggest I’ve seen–a foot tall. Marie is so dark, purple bleeds into the green buds.

Of course, the greatest tragedy of this weather is the inactivity our bulldog must suffer. With the backyard an utter mud hole, there are days he just doesn’t get out. The street around our house is nothing but winding hills, so unfortunately there’s not great place to walk him either. He gathers the corpses of his Jolly Balls on the back porch to remind us we’re neglecting him.

Yes I make him jump through that hoop. Sometimes I wear my fur hat and we go out in the snow. I feel like a Russian circus trainer.

Yes I make him jump through that hoop. Sometimes I wear my fur hat and we go out in the snow. I feel like a Russian circus trainer.

Pictures taken with a Lumix camera, using a ham-fisted approximation of a titl-shift camera, and then beaten about with GIMP.

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