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9/30, the new season of Superjail! starts on Cartoon Network! Hurray!

To celebrate, I bring you Alice and the Warden: An Uncensored Superjail! Smut.

Fans, I hope you find this and get a kick out of it. I don’t know how well the visual style of the show translates to text, but I tried.

18+, Transexual, nonconsent, sex change.

For those of you not familiar with the series, Alice is the transexual guard the Warden lusts after.

Gazing at Alice’s picture, the Warden sighed.

“I don’t understand, why won’t she love me?” he asked his reflection. His purple beaver hair top hat was perfection, as was his lemon silk shirt, carnation bow tie, and matching purple tuxedo.

“Jailbot!”

The cheerful automaton appeared, idly throttling Jacknife.

“Get me the Doctor.”

A screen popped out of Jailbot’s side and the sound of shrieks filled the room. On the green monitor tentacles writhed around a white blob.

“Oh, that’s right my little experiment, fuck your daddy,” the Doctor moaned.

The Warden was disgusted to realize the pale shape jiggling was the Doctor’s ass. “Doctor!”

“Oh, Warden, uh…what can I do for you?”

“I want you to make me a love potion, so Alice will fall in love with me.”

The Doctor’s dick made a loud POP as it came out whatever hole it was shoved in. “Love is complicated. Do you want to come visit my experiment X?”

“No, make me a love potion!” The Warden threw a bottle of cologne at the screen and Jacknife howled as the shattered glass embedded in his face, the wounds bathed in cologne. Jailbot zipped from the room, leaving the Warden to sulk.

Clapping his hands, his caterpillar ride appeared. He bothered The Gays, yelled at Jared, and went stomping around the pumpkin patch until the peas and carrots chased him out.

Cue Eurotrash house music (unst unst unst unst)

The Twins snooped in to see what the Doctor was researching, then zapped back to their base.

“If it’s a love potion the Warden wants…” one said.

“Then we’ll have to help him…”

Information about hormones and female gentalia flew by on their screen as they devised a surprise for the Warden.

A week later, and the Warden was throwing pennies in a fountain, wishing for love.

“Warden! Warden, I’ve done it!” The Doctor held in his hand a glowing pink vial.

“You’ve done what?” the Warden asked in a peevish mood.

“I’ve made you a love potion. Here, drink this, and you will become irresistible to those around you.”

The Warden gave a girlish squeal, tapped his cane, and rode a rainbow into his office. He pressed a button on the intercom. “Alice! I need you now!”

Alice grunted, “Fine.”

Giggling, the Warden downed the solution.

Alice slammed the door open. The Warden swooned, his gaze lingering over her flame red hair, the dark stubble over her full lips, the luscious curve of her tits in her uniform, the mysterious bulge in her skirt, her muscular thighs. “What?” she grunted.

Her eyes widened and she stepped toward the Warden.

The Warden smiled and muttered to himself, “The potion is working.”

To his shock, the potion was doing more than attracting Alice. The Warden’s shirt grew uncomfortably tight and his dick turned itself inside out and burrowed into him as his balls atrophied.

He looked down and screamed, “I’m a woman!”

“And what a woman,” Alice said. “I never thought I’d say this, but I’m gonna fuck that pussy.”

The Warden squeaked as she threw him across the desk, tearing off his pants. Pulling up her skirt, she shed her tighty whities, revealing a fat hard cock.

“Take off your shirt and let me see those titties,” Alice said, rubbing her drooling dick on the Warden’s slit.

With trembling hands the Warden unbuttoned his shirt. He’d dreamed of his time together with Alice, but it wasn’t like this. It was all candles and roses and bubble baths, and he was the man.

Alice bit his nipple and he squealed. “Alice, stop it, I don’t like that,” he said even as his new pussy drooled.

Alice slid a finger into his slippery cunt. “I think you do like it Warden.” She dropped her shirt on the floor and smashed her tits against the Warden’s.

The Warden looked down to see his hard nipples rubbing against Alice’s pink thick nipples. He squirmed on her finger, working it further into his twat.

“God, you’re so tight Warden, are you a virgin?”

“N…no,” the Warden replied, his face turning red.

Alice worked another finger into his pussy and he winced. “Oh, I think you are, at least this pussy is.” She crouched between his thighs and lapped his oozing twat. “I’ll tell you what Warden, suck my dick, and I’ll make sure you leave this room a real woman.”

Alice flopped into the Warden’s chair, grabbing his hair and forcing his head down into her groin.

Her crotch smelled like sweat and yeast. The Warden opened his mouth, feeling the smooth head fill his mouth and push back into his throat. “Nngg…” he protested.

“That’s good, suck my cock Warden,” Alice said, her hips bucking into the Warden’s mouth. She pressed his head down on her cock until her pubic hair tickled his lips and held him there as he struggled for air, tears streaming from his eyes.

The Warden came up, gasping, and as soon as he gulped down a lungful, Alice shoved him back on her cock. He could hear his sinuses creaking as her cock stretched out his throat. He got into a rhythm of sucking in air as Alice let him up before plunging her dick back into his mouth.

Alice grunted as her dick swelled. “Not so fast sweet lips, I’m not coming in your mouth, I’m coming in your pussy.” She let the Warden fall limp to the ground, spit smeared all over his cheeks and chin. “I’m going to make you beg for my dick,” she said, picking up the Warden’s thighs and burying her face between them. She laved his pussy lips until he was straining to get his hot little clit in her mouth.

“Oh Alice! Keep licking my pussy!” he said, twisting his nipples.

Alice tongued his clit and the Warden’s whole body convulsed. An unbearable pressure coiled low in his stomach and he exploded in Alice’s mouth. Unlike his usual orgasm from whacking off to her picture, this one kept going, washing over him in waves until his toes curled and his hands clenched Alice’s hair.

“Now that’s what I’m talking about.” She brutally thrust her cock in the Warden, making him cry out in pain. He tried to wriggle away but Alice gripped his ass, holding him still to plunder his pussy.

The pain subsided, and the Warden was surprised to find he enjoyed the fullness of Alice’s cock in him. Her sweat dripped in his face and he pulled her down to suckle her tits as she fucked him. Arching his back, he took more and more of her punishing dick into his virgin pussy. The Warden reached down to flick his clit as Alice pushed his ankles around his neck.

Furiously rubbing his clit, the Warden felt his pussy clench on Alice’s cock. Another orgasm washed over him, his cunt milking Alice’s dick. She painted the inside of his pussy with her jizz and kept fucking him, she was so hot for the Warden.

Alice shoved herself in the Warden up to the hilt, her balls bouncing off his thighs, spooge dripping out of his twat.

“Oh Alice, fuck me Alice, fuck me!”

“You got it boss.” Alice positioned the Warden so she could take him doggie style. She pummeled him, her balls slapped the back of his hand as he fidgeted with his clit. Touching it lightly, he felt something new in his pussy, a different kind of pressure, and in another moment he was girl gushing all over his fingers. The Warden stuck his finger in his mouth, tasting this brand new pussy juice.

Alice moaned. “Suck your fingers you little bitch.” She loaded her hand up with cum and stuffed it in the Warden’s mouth. “Now suck mine, you filthy whore.”

The Warden sucked on her fat sausage fingers and made himself come again. This time Alice blew her load too. Pulling out her dick, she sprayed jizz all over all over his ass, then passed out on top of the Warden, sated.

The Warden rolled over to hold his delightful love nymph as she slept. She woke an hour later, punched him in the face and threatened to kill him if he told anyone about them.

For the next hour, the Warden jerked his meat thinking about Alice’s tits, happy to have his dick back.

A few months later, the Warden’s belly started to swell. Jared is running a profitable gambling ring, with people betting over the due date and identity of the father. The Doctor is studying the phenomena while the Twins say nothing and smile.

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